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Destroy All Humans!
Take one giant step on mankind! Terrorize the people of 1950's Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest their DNA and bring down the US government in the most brazen action-adventure you've ever played. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic skills or reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer!
Features
- Experience the evil side of a 50's alien invasion story
- (Re)Discover why this game is considered one of the funniest ever created
- Faithfully rebuilt from scratch in new galactic glory
- Enjoy Crypto's unique weaponry like the Anal Probe Gun
- Pose as pathetic humans to infiltrate their fragile democracy
- Use psychokinesis to send enemies flying or bombard them with random objects
- Freely traverse explorable cities from 50's America using your jetpack
- Obliterate humanity's primitive architecture with your flying saucer
- Includes the restored, much-rumored, never before seen: Lost Mission of Area 42!
Content
- This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords.
- Premium Box
- Original Game
- Crown your display case with the 9"/23cm Crypto'N'Cow figurine
- Relax your trigger finger after a long day of disintegrating humans with our patented Eye-popping Anti-Stress Toy
- Show your keys who's boss with our stylish keychain
- Marvel at the detailed depictions of alien mayhem on six glorious lithographs
- Change Crypto's in-game appearance with all skins available at launch
- This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords.
- Premium Box
- Original Game
- The monumental 23"/60cm Crypto-137 figurine with secret planetary compartment
- Carry your belongings in style, with The official Crypto Backpack
- Relax your trigger finger with our patented Eye-popping Anti-Stress Toy
- Show your keys whose boss with our stylish keychain
- Marvel at The detailed depictions of alien mayhem on six glorious lithographs
- Change Crypto's in-game appearance with all in-game skins available at launch
- Game
Page last edited: 22.06.2023